Template:whalequote

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This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.

To add a new quote to this page:

1. Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
2. Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
3. Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.

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• "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
• "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
• "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
• "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
• "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
• "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
• "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
• "It's brown."
• "Cave your brown."
• "Please enter your password."
• "Would you like monkeys with that?"
• "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
• "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera. Thank you."
• "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
• "When the end times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
• "I've got your nostrum right here."
• "Whoo-hooo!"
• "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
• "For a new dynamic, please drive through."
• "Special orders can be upsetting."