Handle My Style

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"Please Stop Trying to Handle My Style" is a song sung at the beginning and end of Homestar Ruiner.

Lyrics

Rhino… Rhino Feeder...
Huh? Aaaaayyyayay.
I was dreaming about… muffins.
I wake up every morning
feeling awesome,
even though I slept on the remote again last night.
Ouch!

Time to tear up another day.
The Strong Bad freaking way!
Like an imploding star,
like a burning car,
my style shines so bright!

Please, stop trying,
To handle my style.
'Cause you can’t,
No you can’t!
{grunt}
Handle my style.

Seriously,
quit trying,
to handle my style.

Unless you’re a lady.
then you’re cordially invited
To have a giant slice of my style!!!