Crackotage
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"You can't shoot and you can't fly. If you came with us you'd probably die!"
Crackotage (pronounced "Crack-o-todge") is a member of The Cheat Commandos. He is a jet pilot (he's that guy that flies that plane) and possibly a master locksmith. He saved Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, and Firebert from exhaustion when they were in the secret desert.
He speaks in rhyming couplets, reminiscent of Roadblock from the cartoon version of G.I. Joe (of which "Cheat Commandos" is a parody), and "Wordsworth," from Heathcliff and The Cadillac Cats (1980's cartoon)
