Subtitles:sbemail158/fr
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<line start="18" end="76" speaker="strongbad"><em>(chant) Oooh, c'est un email, du fric, du fric, du fric.</em></line>
<line start="79" end="118" speaker="strongbad"><em>Oooh-ooh... ta gueule</em></line>
<line start="124" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Cher Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="137" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Résous toutes les intrigues suspendues s'il te plaît."</line>
<line start="165" end="196" speaker="strongbad">"Merci," Petite Jakey Steuplémerci."</line>
<line start="199" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Hmmmmm. Les intrigues suspendues, hein?</line>
<line start="228" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Je n'ai jamais pensé à les appeler comme ça, mais je pense que c'<em>est</em> quel ils sont.</line>
<line start="278" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, pourquoi pas ?</line>
<line start="308" end="366" speaker="homsar">Cette réception est en haut du dollar!</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Ok, intrigues suspendues. Préparez vous à être résolues!</line>
<line start="425" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Oh, et je vous ai apporté des casse-croûte.</line>
<line start="447" end="499" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(échos)</em> T'es un vrai pote, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="507" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Ok, ok. Je sais ce que tu veux vraiment dire, Jakesy.</line>
<line start="544" end="580" speaker="strongbad">Alors, tu veux une résolution, hein?</line>
<line start="607" end="644" speaker="coachz">Et maintenant, Thnikkamec, enfin,</line>
<line start="645" end="688" speaker="coachz">le monde va découvrir ton identité secrète, socrète!</line>
<line start="689" end="733" speaker="coachz">Te rendant de ce fait inutile en tant que Thnikkamec!</line>
<line start="734" end="759" speaker="bubs">J'vais <em>te casser les dents!</em></em></line>
<line start="760" end="781" speaker="coachz">Maintenant, passe moi ces lunettes de soleil branchées!</line>
<line start="789" end="843" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="864" end="873" speaker="coachz">Aïe!</line>
<line start="876" end="901" speaker="bubs">Ouais, ta gueule, Coach.</line>
<line start="905" end="952" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">T'as raté de démasquer le Thnikkamec!!!</line>
<line start="959" end="1002" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Parce que tu as une vraiment mauvaise coordination œil-main!!!</line>
<line start="1003" end="1025" speaker="coachz">Ça va, j'ai compris!</line>
<line start="1026" end="1071" speaker="coachz">Mon secret socret a été révéré!</line>
<line start="1091" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, Je sais, Lita Ford... mais je suis en orbite, bébé !</line>
<line start="1140" end="1159" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Je ferai appel tu quand je suis pas --</line>
<line start="1160" end="1184" speaker="sfx">sirène d'avertissement</line>
<line start="1185" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">Strap ! Sirène d'avertissement ! Apportez-le vers le haut sur l'écran.</line>
<line start="1232" end="1267" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nous sont sur un collision avec la comète de Malmsteen !</line>
<line start="1270" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Tout force à le humbuckers avant !</line>
<line start="1293" end="1302" speaker="thecheat">Paroles de Le Cheat</line>
<line start="1303" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Humbuckers non connecté ? Alors attrapes le siège,</line>
<line start="1339" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">et se préparer pour vitesse immense !</line>
<line start="1364" end="1415" speaker="strongbad">Si ça c'est le fin, nous pouvons à moins faire grandoise pour les personnes en...</line>
<line start="1425" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">... Groenland.</line>
<line start="1448" end="1485">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1486" end="1501">
<strongbad>Ooohhhhh... Shooooo...</strongbad>
<sfx>rumbling noises</sfx>
<sfx>musique dramatique</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1502" end="1517" speaker="sfx">musique dramatique</line>
<line start="1518" end="1556">
<sfx>dramatic music plays</sfx>
<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Will Cap and Strap make it out of this one?</announcer>
</line>
<line start="1558" end="1571" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Tune in next--</line>
<line start="1572" end="1600" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Nope, none of that. Just get to resolving.</line>
<line start="1601" end="1617" speaker="announcer">Okay!</line>
<line start="1633" end="1648" speaker="strongbad">This is it, Strap!</line>
<line start="1667" end="1696" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wait a minute... that's no comet!</line>
<line start="1697" end="1744" speaker="strongbad">We've wandered into the Forgotten Produce Belt of Tablature 5!</line>
<line start="1745" end="1783" speaker="strongbad">It's guacamole and banana bread time, Strap!</line>
<line start="1785" end="1819" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="1845" end="1866" speaker="strongsad">Look, you can tell me.</line>
<line start="1868" end="1880" speaker="homestar">I can't!</line>
<line start="1881" end="1906" speaker="strongsad">Oh, come on, what is it?</line>
<line start="1911" end="1934" speaker="homestar">I'm... pregnant!</line>
<line start="1935" end="1994" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="2010" end="2044" speaker="strongsad">No... no, you're Homestar.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2060" speaker="strongsad">Runner.</line>
<line start="2067" end="2081" speaker="strongsad"><em>The male.</em></line>
<line start="2082" end="2109" speaker="homestar">Oohhhh, phew.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2143" speaker="homestar">Thought I was a pregnant woman for a second there.</line>
<line start="2145" end="2197" speaker="strongsad">Yeah... uh... I think I'd like my money back now.</line>
<line start="2205" end="2227" speaker="strongbad">And there you go, Jakenstein.</line>
<line start="2228" end="2257" speaker="strongbad">All the cliffhangers have been re- Aah!</line>
<line start="2261" end="2322" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">My computer's been Lappy-napped! And they cut off her little toe!</line>
<line start="2323" end="2367" speaker="strongbad">Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</line>
<line start="2368" end="2383">
<strongbad>Oh, sweet lady irony! Why do you mock me?</strongbad>
<sfx>dramatic music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2384" end="2415" speaker="sfx">dramatic music plays</line>
<line start="2416" end="2430" speaker="thepaper">preeeeow!</line>
<line start="2440" end="2501" speaker="coachz">Nah, I bet if you take away them cool shades and rip that "TH" off his chest,</line>
<line start="2502" end="2568" speaker="coachz">underneath, you'd find a thin green man with a big ol' "Z" hanging from his--</line>
<line start="2569" end="2616" speaker="bubs">Coach, are you accusing yourself of being the Thnikkaman?</line>
<line start="2617" end="2638" speaker="coachz">Yeah, I, uh-- no!</line>
<line start="2639" end="2658" speaker="coachz">Er, uh, rumble-dumble...</line>
<line start="2658" end="2681" speaker="coachz">sports team?!</line>
<line start="2695" end="2730" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, you know who I think done it?</line>
<line start="2731" end="2765" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner. Think about it, think about it.</line>
<line start="2766" end="2790" speaker="homestar">He's got the history, he's got the motive...</line>
<line start="2791" end="2832" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, are you admitting that you stole my computer?</line>
<line start="2833" end="2873" speaker="homestar">What?! No! I was just making watercooler conversation,</line>
<line start="2874" end="2896" speaker="homestar">trying to sound up with the times,</line>
<line start="2897" end="2918" speaker="homestar">uh, um,</line>
<line start="2918" end="2938" speaker="homestar">sports team?</line>
</transcript>
