Biz Cas Fri 1
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The office dullard drives Strong Bad crazy-go-nuts.
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Strong Bad, Puppet Homestar Runner
Places: The Office
Date: June 24, 2005
Running Time: 1:50
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Transcript
{Close-up of a water cooler. The title words, "Biz Cas Fri" appear. Air bubbles rise into the cooler. Cut to Strong Bad at his office computer in his cubicle. Strong Bad is busily typing away, wearing a striped casual polo shirt.}
STRONG BAD: Ahh, I'm almost done with these third-quarter projection analysis spreadsheets, and still no sign of—
{Homestar Runner swoops in, wearing a solid-brown casual polo shirt.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is up, my dog?!
STRONG BAD: Ohh, I am not your dog.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Rondoman, you crack me up. Crack! Me! Up! That's why you're my D-O-G-E!
STRONG BAD: Your doge?! What are you talking about? I'm Strong Bad! Rondoman works in Regional Shipping Management Resources.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahaha! Good one, Rondoman. I mean, good one, my dog. So, you goin' to Beach Themed Restaurant tonight? It's ladies' night! Music, dancing, they've got fake palm trees!
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah! I'd rather die!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cooool, can I catch a ride? Pick me up at six. Ooh, and bring plenty of cash. I'm gonna need at least five or six appe"teasers".
STRONG BAD: Will you just get out of here and let me finish these spreadsheets?!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You're not done yet? I finished mine weeks ago. Let me give you a hand.
STRONG BAD: Eeroww, don't touch that!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {leans in and bangs his face on the keyboard} Ehh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
STRONG BAD: Uh? Ohh, great!
{The computer produces a blue screen, reading:}
Flamboyant System Error
3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News
STRONG BAD: This is just great!!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! You can thank me later. I love that blue screen. It is also my dog. Anyways, I'll let you finish up here. See you at six!
{Homestar swoops out.}
STRONG BAD: Ohhh, man! Now I gotta start all over—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {swoops in} Don't be late! {swoops out}
STRONG BAD: Start all over an—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {swoops in} Ladies' night! {swoops out}
STRONG BAD: Start all ove—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {swoops in} Fake palm trees! {swoops out}
STRONG BAD: Start all o—
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {swoops in} You're my dog. {swoops out}
STRONG BAD: Ohhh! {bangs his head on the keyboard repeatedly} Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets that don't even know what you are! Rondoman... erh, where art thou? {slides onto the floor with a thud}
{"end."}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the comic strip in the background when Strong Bad says "Your doge?!" to see a Dullard comic strip.
- Click on the note at the top-left of the cubicle wall when Homestar says "Beach Themed Restaurant" to see the menu of the restaurant.
Fun Facts
Remarks
Inside References
- The title of this toon stands for "Business Casual Fridays", and comes from the email other days.
- 'Flamboyant System Error' is a reference to the 'Flagrant System Error' of the emails virus and 50 emails.
- "Ehh, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo." Is a line that Homestar says car.
