Homestar Jr.

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The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat? Marzipan deemed it too cute to eat, and named it Homestar Jr. Its salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." It is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.

Homestar Jr's "quotes" include:

• "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
• "No, it's me, Homestar Runner!"
• "I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"

Fun Facts

• This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign (Sept. 1998–?) that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.

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