User:Grog The Troll
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Hello. I am Grog the Troll, and I am a member of the (very small) Troll Brothers Society. We sit around doing...troll....stuff. Not Vandal stuff. Jhonka stuff. We also have an unfinished video game that was supposed to be put on the internet....like a year ago... (I'm talking to myself here) slacker. It was called Grog Want Cookies. You played as Grog and had to try and find all the cookies hidden in each level. That's it. Every single one of us has at least heard of Homestar Runner. I'm the biggest fan out of any of us. (That's not saying much, though, due to lack of members.)
Just because I can't say it enough times, we ARE NOT vandals. We have nothing to do with making people mad, doing and of that other stuff. It's not that kind of troll. It's the Jhonka kind of Troll. We just think trolls are awesome so we called ourselves the Troll brothers.
GREEEEAAAAAW!!!
Soooooooooo.....
Here's (for no reason at all) a list of my favourite Homestar Characters. (From Favourite to.... not quite so favourite.) If you disagree, well, not everyone has the same oppinion I guess....oh well....:'(
1. Homsar
2. The Cheat
3. Homestar Runner
4. Strong Bad
5. Bubs
6. Pom Pom
7. The Poopsmith
8. Strong Sad
9. Coach Z
10. The goblin
11. The King of Town
12. Strong Mad
13. The Stick
14. A glass of Sudsuu
15. A bag of four grapes
16. The drippy towel
17. Marzipan (I really don't like Marzipan much)
That may have been a bit harsh.... I guess Marzipan's not that bad. She just gets on my nerves sometimes. And besides, Sudsuu is AWESOME! I want to try it. MUST... BUY.... GUMMY BEARS! I seriously think Homsar is all powerful. If he could just get a grip on reality, he could like, rule over the.....cosmos.....or something.
That's it for my little page.....thing.
GROG WANT COOKIES!!!!
