Ab-Abber 2000

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Get the Abs you deserve

Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 helps you create abs (and sometimes penises or vaginas) like the professionals in minutes—nay, seconds! Strong Sad was a spokesperson, but only because Gooblies was being held for ransom by Strong Bad. Homsar also acted as a spokesperson for this product, for no known reason. The slogan is "They'll be all up ons!" The Ab-Abber 2000 uses one permanent marker (not included). For a limited time only, the Cloitsterizer was offered with it, abs-olutely free. Strong Bad put it on sale in garage sale for $77.00. It was also apparently one of the prizes Homestar gave away in The Show, as evidenced by Main Page 19. The Ab-Abber is apparently one of the items sold by Bookazon.egg, seen in the DVD version of studying. The marker-drawn abs appeared on the first page of Strong Bad's pop-up book.

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