Baloney Sammich Truck

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"Come on, people! Come on, palm tree!"

The Baloney Sammich Truck was driven by Bubs for a number of summers. In 2006, he drove it to a beach, as seen in Weclome Back, in order to sell baloney sandwiches to people (and perhaps a palm tree). He offered several varieties of sandwiches, including:

  • "Gumball Surprise" — A sandwich with a pink gumball in the middle.
  • "Open Smiley Face" — A sandwich with only one slice of bread and a smily painted with mustard on top.
  • "I Heart Baloney" — A sandwich with a heart shaped bread.
  • "Dog Food" — A sandwich with a bone shaped bread.
  • "It's Not a Real Popsicle" — A sandwich with a double-popsicle shaped bread.
  • "Inside Out" — a sandwich where one slice of bread is in the middle of two boloney slices.

He claimed that summer was about his best yet, as he sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches.

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