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<line start="138" end="173" speaker="other">And that's why come Shakespeare was so awesome.</line> <line start="177" end="191" speaker="strongsad">Oh! I see now.</line> <line start="199" end="209" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Dairy Queen.</line> <line start="212" end="241" speaker="strongsad">I already told you, I don't want to be called that any more!</line> <line start="244" end="258" speaker="strongsad">I made a mistake!</line> <line start="262" end="274" speaker="strongbad">Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen.</line> <line start="277" end="313" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, look. I just thought you should
know that all your underwears...</line> <line start="317" end="360" speaker="strongbad">...somehow ended up individually
priced and labelled in an online auction.</line> <line start="364" end="399" speaker="strongsad">Nobody buy the blue ones!</line> <line start="406" end="478" speaker="strongbad">That was too easy. Now to settle down for the
24-hour Caleb Rentpayer marathon!</line> <line start="492" end="538" speaker="tucksworth">Caleb, are you making a little tent out of my jacket?</line> <line start="548" end="563" speaker="caleb">I am now.</line> <line start="570" end="614" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, you make that little tent, Caleb! He's not the boss of you!</line>
<line start="658" end="690" speaker="homestar">Hoooome... staaaar...</line> <line start="693" end="721" speaker="homestar">...is running. Along.</line> <line start="735" end="763" speaker="homestar">Hoooome... Staaar...</line> <line start="791" end="846" speaker="homestar">Aah! I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! Bug swallow!
What do I do? What do I do?</line> <line start="851" end="911" speaker="homestar">Okay, okay, calm down. Calm down.
Remember health class. A-hem.</line> <line start="921" end="949" speaker="homestar">Sir or madam, are you all right?</line> <line start="956" end="988" speaker="homestar">Do you need medical resistance?</line> <line start="994" end="1036" speaker="homestar">Oh, it's not working! The good times are over!</line> <line start="1050" end="1120" speaker="kingoftown">I keep telling him the sun don't rise and set on
that pile of whatsit, but he don't want to listen!</line> <line start="1132" end="1204" speaker="homestar">Pom Pom! Santa! I think I swallowed a bug!
The good times are over! You gotta help me out, I could die!</line> <line start="1207" end="1236" speaker="kingoftown">Well, what do you want we should do?</line> <line start="1241" end="1276" speaker="homestar">Give me them dang ice creams!
We'll freeze 'im out!</line> <line start="1298" end="1318" speaker="kingoftown">Ooh! That stuff's prescription!</line> <line start="1323" end="1367" speaker="homestar">Awww... It deliciously didn't work!</line> <line start="1388" end="1420" speaker="caleb">You throw like a girl, Tucksworth.</line> <line start="1424" end="1452" speaker="tucksworth">Caleb, that suitcase was heavy!</line> <line start="1456" end="1496" speaker="strongsad">What online auction? I can't find anything.</line>
<line start="1500" end="1542" speaker="strongsad">I even did an image search for
the blue ones and got nothing.</line> <line start="1548" end="1578" speaker="strongsad">Or... nothing pleasant, anyway.</line> <line start="1583" end="1626" speaker="strongbad">Well, keep searching. Try putting stuff in quotes or something.</line> <line start="1632" end="1676" speaker="strongbad">Or use "and" and "or". Oh yeah, and go away.</line> <line start="1680" end="1742" speaker="strongsad">Ooh, Boolean operators! "Blue and ones"! Good idea!</line> <line start="1773" end="1795" speaker="bubs">This is just fine!</line> <line start="1800" end="1818" speaker="homestar">Bubs! You're a doctor, right?</line> <line start="1821" end="1845" speaker="homestar">I think a bug flew into the side of my mouth.</line> <line start="1850" end="1876" speaker="homestar">I'm afraid the good times are over!</line> <line start="1879" end="1932" speaker="bubs">A doctor, eh? I think I might be one of those. Let me take a look.</line> <line start="1936" end="1948" speaker="bubs">Whadda we got here?</line> <line start="1949" end="1964" speaker="bubs">Bail bondsman...</line> <line start="1965" end="1992" speaker="bubs">Paranormal investigator...</line> <line start="1993" end="2014" speaker="bubs">Normal investigator...</line> <line start="2015" end="2049" speaker="bubs">Ooh, here we go! "Dr." Bubs!</line> <line start="2052" end="2065" speaker="bubs">Let's take a look at ya.</line> <line start="2071" end="2078" speaker="homestar">Aaaaaahhh...</line>
<line start="2079" end="2103" speaker="bubs">Hmmm... OK...</line> <line start="2106" end="2111" speaker="homestar">(mumbles)</line> <line start="2112" end="2128" speaker="bubs">Curious, yes...</line> <line start="2131" end="2139" speaker="homestar">(mumbles)</line> <line start="2142" end="2155" speaker="bubs">Interesting...</line> <line start="2158" end="2165" speaker="homestar">(mumbles)</line> <line start="2170" end="2206" speaker="bubs">I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar.</line> <line start="2210" end="2236" speaker="homestar">Oh no! Is it about the good times?</line> <line start="2239" end="2314" speaker="bubs">I'm afraid you've got no pancreas.
But I do happen to have a fresh one for sale right here!</line> <line start="2321" end="2349" speaker="homestar">Bubs, are you an unethical quack?</line> <line start="2354" end="2376" speaker="bubs">The most quackinest!</line> <line start="2384" end="2449" speaker="strongbad">Strong Caleb, did you make the best omelette
ever during the commercial break?</line> <line start="2460" end="2475" speaker="strongbad">I sure did.</line> <line start="2480" end="2489" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad! I think I-</line> <line start="2490" end="2514" speaker="strongbad">Ah-ah-ah-ah! Not today, McDorkell.</line> <line start="2537" end="2551" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad! I think a bug might have-</line> <line start="2552" end="2585" speaker="strongbad">Can't you see Grandma's watching her stories?</line>
<line start="2588" end="2615" speaker="tucksworth">Why aren't you breathing, Caleb?</line> <line start="2618" end="2623" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad-</line> <line start="2634" end="2689" speaker="other">And coming up next on Caleb Rentpayer,
find out whom shot Caleb.</line> <line start="2693" end="2760" speaker="strongbad">"Who shot Caleb?"
Oh, there's no way I'm missing that one. No way.</line> <line start="2817" end="2845" speaker="homestar">That was a great skillet nap! Thanks, Strong Bad!</line> <line start="2853" end="2863" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad?</line> <line start="2869" end="2904" speaker="strongbad">Can't miss any of the action...</line> <line start="2911" end="2940" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, the good times are over!</line> <line start="2946" end="2968" speaker="homestar">I swallowed your computer!</line> <line start="2973" end="2983" speaker="strongbad">You've what?!?</line> <line start="2987" end="3020" speaker="homestar">Oh, I mean a small bug. I swallowed a small bug.</line> <line start="3027" end="3075" speaker="strongbad">Aw, Now my head's not taped to the TV.</line> <line start="3082" end="3103" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, I really need your help!</line> <line start="3107" end="3146" speaker="strongbad">And I really need to find out who shot Caleb Rentpayer!</line> <line start="3153" end="3172" speaker="homestar">Oh, that's easy. I did.</line> <line start="3176" end="3189" speaker="strongbad">You... Wha-?</line> <line start="3196" end="3239" speaker="tucksworth">Homestar Runner, did you shoot Caleb?</line>
<line start="3243" end="3263" speaker="homestar">I sure did.</line> <line start="3274" end="3312" speaker="strongbad">You traitor! You shot my favorite TV show!</line> <line start="3330" end="3337" speaker="homestar">Hiccup.</line> <line start="3346" end="3392" speaker="homestar">Hey, look at that! A little guy!
A bug did fly in my mouth.</line> <line start="3402" end="3442" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... the good times are definately over.</line> <line start="3466" end="3531" speaker="strongsad">The world is saved! I found the blue ones!</line>
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