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  <line start="14" end="35" speaker="marzipan">Listen out, Life Blossoms!</line>
  <line start="35" end="84" speaker="marzipan">Today, for Career Day, we have a very special visitor.</line>
  <line start="84" end="112" speaker="homestar">Is it that social worker again?</line>
  <line start="113" end="143" speaker="marzipan">No, no. That's all taken care of. The charges were dropped.</line> 
  <line start="143" end="232" speaker="marzipan">Anyway, please welcome the Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil's own Space Captainface!</line>
  <line start="232" end="257" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="very yes">Yaaaaay!</line>
  <line start="257" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets, kids!</line>
  <line start="276" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Your frumpy schoolmarm, here, has asked me to talk to you today about—</line>
  <line start="317" end="351" speaker="marzipan">I didn't ask you! You paid <em>me</em> to let <em>you</em> talk.</line>
  <line start="351" end="359" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Shut up.</line>
  <line start="359" end="392" speaker="strongbad">—talk to you today about an exciting career in...</line>
  <line start="392" end="432" speaker="strongbad"><em>Space Travel!</em></line>
  <line start="433" end="450" speaker="strongmad">BOOR-ING!</line>
  <line start="450" end="482" speaker="homestar">Did you bring us any candy, police-fire-man?</line>
  <line start="482" end="550" speaker="homsar">You bring the dip, I'll mow the side yard!</line>
  <line start="551" end="579" speaker="strongbad">And now, without further you talking,</line>
  <line start="579" end="646" speaker="strongbad">some moving images to distract you long enough for your teacher to take a nap, drink, or smoke-break.</line>

  <line start="669" end="695" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yep">SPASAF Propaganda present—</line>
  <line start="695" end="715" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">—SAF Indoctrination Films proudly—</line>
  <line start="715" end="732" speaker="announcer" voiceover="still yes">—AF Mind Control Films—</line>
  <line start="732" end="760" speaker="announcer" voiceover="again with the yes">—SBASAF Edumacational Films presents:</line>
  <line start="760" end="790" speaker="announcer" voiceover="and so it goes">What's <em>Your</em> Captainface?</line>

  <line start="815" end="847" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Kids, have you ever wondered who that mysterious man</line>
  <line start="847" end="877" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">in the picture you mother hides under her pillow is?</line>
  <line start="884" end="912" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">No, it's not your real father!</line>
  <line start="912" end="955" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Why, it's SBASAF First Lieuteneral Space Captainface!</line>
  <line start="955" end="1000" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">But what <em>is</em> a Space Captainface? And what does it do?</line>
  <line start="1007" end="1020" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Mmm, <span style="visibility:hidden">let me get back to you on that one.</span></line>
  <line start="1020" end="1043" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Mmm, let me get back to you on that one.</line>
  <line start="1051" end="1104" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Blast-off Day. And Space Captainface anxiously awaits the all-clear from Mission Control,</line>
  <line start="1105" end="1142" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">along with his trusty on-board mechanic and college roommate,</line>
  <line start="1143" end="1147" speaker="announcer" voiceover="yes">Strap Coopermore!</line>
  <line start="1148" end="1158">
    <announcer voiceover="yes">Strap Coopermore!</announcer>
    <thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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  <line start="1162" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">Great Planets, Strap!</line>
  <line start="1184" end="1203" speaker="strongbad">What's taking so long?</line>
  <line start="1205" end="1272" speaker="strongbad">That spy satellite the insidious Italian space program put into orbit ain't knock itself out!</line>
  <line start="1277" end="1285" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1286" end="1290" sfx="sfx">static</line>
  <line start="1291" end="1336" speaker="tedaverill">Come in, Space Captainface. This is Mission Control.</line>
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