Meet Marshie
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Summary
A Fluff Puff Marshmellow Commercial.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marshie, Homestar Runner, The Two Kids
Page Title: New from Galoob!
Transcript
{A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}
MARSHIE: 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie!" I'm going this way!
{Along when he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}
MARSHIE: Why eat lots of other stuff, {Different types of food appear} when you can have {Fluffy Puff Marshmallows appear in chalk} FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS! {Logo appears.)
{Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}
MARSHIE: Breakfast, {The marshmallows get covered in syrup} Lunch, {A salt and pepper "7" and "3" are next to the marshmallows, which has 3 tomato slices on them} Munch, {Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them} and Pinner! {Marshmallows now have a hat and eyepatch on them, and a cigar is next to it.}
{Screen cuts to a pocket.}
MARSHIE: Stuff some in your pocket for {The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns into a creepy voice} secret eating!
{Cut to pillow.}
MARSHIE: Hide some 'neath your pillow for sleepy time! {The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.} Dont'cha like me? {Scene cuts to The Two Kids.} Kids ask for it by name!
LITTLE BOY: What?
LITTLE GIRL: Huh?
MARSHIE: S'right kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All Marshmallow Mayonaise. {Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.} Made from the best stuff.
{Screen cuts to Homestar Runner watching the commercial on TV.}
Marshie {With strange echo}: I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. {The echo says "They're fluffity. They're puffity. One, two, three, four, five."}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I hate that fweakin' marshmallow.
Easter Eggs
- If you press "R", then at the end of the toon Homestar Runner will say "I hate that friggin' robot"
- If you then press "F" after Homestar says the robot thing, you will get a special announcement.
Fun Facts
When the announcer says "Batteries not included. Kids don't eat nails." it is a reference to "Punch" during the cartoon.
