User:SpaceWhaleScrubber

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Oh, hello. I am SpaceWhaleScrubber. I mostly lurk around the wiki and read it, but sometimes I edit. I enjoy drawing a have created many characters. I also play trumpet, and I enjoy video games as well. I found homestar Runner when some kid in my class kept yelling "TROGDOOOR!" over and over. I decided to see what the fuss was all about, so I saw dragon, then a few other toons, and I haven't stopped watching it since. Though I think nobody knew what the guy was yelling about, and I think only I ever bothered to find it out. I also don't think that guy has any knowledge of H*R besides that one toon.

So, before you leave, I shall give you three words of wisdom:

"I'm the original ladies' man!"

"One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A."

"You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"