Ointment and Old Person Rub

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"Could you reach that tub of Old Lady Rub for me, young man?"

Ointment appears throughout the site in various forms, all of them disgusting.

Appearances

In Halloween Fairstival, Coach Z attempts to cure the Cheat's hiccups with Blue Star Ointment ("what could be scarier? Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!").
Fightgar adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub, in Shopping for Danger.
The ailing King of Town seriously craves hip rub ointment in Old Comics.
Need to be on fire like a peasant? Get thee some Old Man Rub (Peasant's Quest).
The elderly Mr. Pitters has ointment on his mind -- to say the least -- in Teen Girl Squad #9.

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