The Poopsmith

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Mr. Smith at work

Biography

The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a very crappy job. Literally. It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his shovel to poke around at a load of Whatsit. This tends to keep him out of most social circles, though he seems to be well respected by the other characters. He has been in the employ of The King of Town for a while, and he does not talk, nor make a noise (with two exceptions, one in the Holiday Toon Pumpkin Carve-nival, and the other in Strong Bad Email #99, different town, albeit only in Strong Bad's imagination), as he has taken a vow of silence. Homestar thinks his job is lousy, but he thinks he is a great guy.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Crapatola!!}

{cut to the Poopsmith shoveling through his pile of whatsit} {Places: King of Town's Castle}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice} Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. {drops narrative tone} Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, {narrating} The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. {drops narrative tone} I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. {taps microphone twice} How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job.