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Hello, my name is dingus and I am new to the wiki.

I will try to update my page frequently, but if I forget, please forgive me.

My friend, Dizzy, got me started on the wiki. He even tried to make a page about me, but that didn't go too well...

Anyways, Kudos and Special thanks to Dizzy, And now, to the actual Wiki-ing!

ABOUT MY LIFE

First of all ihave to tell you that i dont know much about homestarrunner.com unlike dizzy (youll hear more about him later)who can probably tell you anything you need to know about that website... Anyway I'm 10 years old and in 6th grade. I have dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. I have glasses,but I'm not a geek.i'm big, but not fat and veeery muscular. me and my best friend Dizzy don't have much in common but managed to put up with eachother for 4 years so I'm not complaning. anyway it stinks that he moved to south carolina and i'm still stuck here in maryland.

FUNNY MEMORIES

bittersweet sarcasm of my best friend dizzy brings fourth many memories. but cut the sentimental crap. here are some of the memories he brought fourth. one time we were in media and we had to write a biography about ourselves or a fictional character of our choice and dizzy chose poe. but he was having a bit of trouble so after i finished we decided to team up. we came up with this crazy idea to make it into a rap. so we just did this really funny rap, anyway when we read it to the teacher we couldnt get the beat right and when we finally did we had to present to the class.