The Homestar Runner

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The Homestar Runner (a.k.a. "Kick the Can Homestar" & "Old Timey Homestar") is the 1936 equivalent of Homestar Runner. He is squatter and more cylindrical, and wears a propeller beanie instead of Homestar's cap. He wears dress shoes, and can be seen sometimes kicking around a can of water soup. He's been kicking it around ever since his dog was "worshed away" in the floods of '28. He is not a very good listener, and often responds to those who wish to converse with him with a flat, "What?" One time he defeated Stinkoman in combat by shooting a spitball into Stinko Man's eye when the latter was jumping into the air.

He is Mike Chapman's favourite character in the entire Homestar Runner universe. Mike thinks he's a lot smarter and aware of what’s going on than modern-day Homestar.