Homestar vs. Little Girl 2

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Summary

Puppet Homestar asks the little girl from the previous "Homestar vs. Little Girl" short what she likes about Halloween.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, The Little Girl

Transcript

(The words "Homestar vs. Little Girl Part 2" appear on an orange background. After a few seconds, the titles get drenched with blood. We then cut to Puppet Homestar Runner wearing a witches' hat and the little girl wearing a pumpkin costume, both sitting in a field full of Halloween pumpkins.)

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you dressed as, little girl?

LITTLE GIRL: A pumpkin!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: A pumpkin? What would you put inside your own witches' brew?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, candy!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Candy? Hey, what's your favorite Halloween candy?

LITTLE GIRL: (Mumbles.) Lollipops!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Longiepops?

LITTLE GIRL: Lollipops!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Lollipops; what flavor lollipops?

LITTLE GIRL: Um, chocolate!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: (Laughs a little.) Chocolate lollipops?

LITTLE GIRL: You like em?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've never HAD one!

LITTLE GIRL: You ... like em?

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't think that's scientifically possible.

LITTLE GIRL: Let's play tag.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Let's play tag, okay. (He tags her and sashays away.) You're it.

LITTLE GIRL: I'm gonna kick you!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?

(She kicks him.)

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, you wanna kick me now.

(She tries to kick him again and misses.)

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's not allowed either.

(She squeals.)

LITTLE GIRL: (Indicating one of those silly little mini-pumpkins) Look, a pumpkin!

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look at that little pumpkin!

LITTLE GIRL: It's small.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: You can't carve that pumpkin!

LITTLE GIRL: (Gives Puppet Homestar Runner the cat claw treatment.) DAAAAAH!

(Puppet Homestar Runner slowly backs away. The Little Girl smacks him with his witch hat six times, giggling all the while.)

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey! (Getting smacked in his puppety head.) Hey, little girl!

(Pause.)

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Which do you like better, twicks or tweats?

LITTLE GIRL: (Thinks a minute.) Tweats.

(Pause.)

LITTLE GIRL: Gimmie a kiss.

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: (Makes an oh-hoing noise.) Well-well!

(She kisses him in a ridiculously cute manner. Puppet Homestar Runner makes a MWAH noise. Or maybe a BLAH noise. They sound awfully similar. The video ends with the words, "Halloween cartoon later this week!" against an orange background.)

Fun Facts

• The pumpkin behind Homestar has Marshie's face for a short time, and then Trogdor carved into it.
• Homestar mentions Witch's Brew, an inside joke that he's mentioned several times before.
• Homestar vs. Little Girl first appeared in a Decemberween In July easter egg.
• The kicking and hat-smacking sound effect is also used in ye olde Kicking Game, courtesy of the Secret Pages.