Stinkoman 20X6 Walkthrough Level 3
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Level 3 - DUMB WALL!
"Stinkoman overcompensates and has to collect random crap"
Stinkoman leaves his house only to find that a wall is blocking his way to future challenges. To get over the wall, he decides to try jumping (a little too far) over it, only to discover that the wall isn't actually a wall at all.
Stage 3.1 (Transcript)
{Cut to the outside of Stinkoman's house. There's a city in the background and a wall a few feet away. The door to opens for Stinkoman and closes when he leaves. Stinkoman walks out of his house and attempts to backflip-jump over the wall, but the wall is a little bit too high. After three more failed attempts, Stinkoman shakes and soars into the sky.}
{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}
DESTROY RAIN TO GET 20 NUGGETS!
Stage 3.1 (Guide)
- This level is more like a mini-game than anything else. Instead of side-scrolling, in this stage Stinkoman is flying up, up and away. You are stuck in a fixed section of the screen, but you can use the left and right arrow keys to move sideways. The S button punches, but no flying fist will appear.
- As you fly, angry raindrops named "Mr. Ubbers" will fall from the 'bove. You have to punch them, which will cause them to pop, making golden nuggets shoot out. The nuggets will fly up and then fall down, and you'll have to collect them as they fall. You have to get 20 golden nuggets.
- That would be simple, if it weren't for the evil rain clouds with propellers called "Clowders." They float up from underneath. You can't hurt them; you have to avoid them. Touch them and you'll take damage.
- So the basic idea is that you'll have to kill a Mr. Ubber and stay in the same place long enough to collect the golden nugget that'll come down. Sometimes a Clowder will interfere, and when this happens the best strategy is to leave, forget about the nugget and try again. It's a little harder than it sounds, but the level won't end until either you die or collect 20 golden nuggets. Don't worry about winning with a small amount of health, your health is fully refueled when you win.
Stage 3.2 (Transcript)
{A silhouette of Stinkoman flies up against a blue background streaked with white for effect.}
{Close up to Stinkoman's head. He is still flying up.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I WONDER IF I'VE JUMPED OVER THAT WALL YET.
{View from Stinkoman's eyes. He is looking down and sees his feet above a rapidly-shrinking Planet K.}
{Cut back to the close up of Stinkoman's head. He is still flying up.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ALMOST THERE...
{Cut back to view of Stinkoman's silhouette flying up against the blue sky. Suddenly he stops moving and lines appear arround him, signifying surprise.}
{As the level begins, the following words are projected across the screen for a few seconds.}
GET TENBREAD BUT NOT OTHER THINGS!
Stage 3.2 (Guide)
- Like the last stage, this stage is also mini-game like. This time Stinkoman is falling down and lots of different items are coming up. The controls are the same as stage 3.1's, but you won't be needing to punch.
- You want to collect ten pieces of bread without collecting anything else. Collecting anything else (there are also apples, bars of soap, ears and P's) will make you lose a point, but you can't get anything less than 0 points. So if you have 0 points, don't worry about touching bad things that are in the way of bread.
- You cannot get hurt during this round. It will last as long as it takes you to get ten points. A good strategy is to stay away from everything bad and to only try to collect bread when it's in the open. This can prove difficult, as bread constitutes only one fifth of the items that come up.
- This level can be tricky to master, so practice, practice, practice. Expect to have Stinkoman fall for a long, long time before he hits the ground.
Level 3 Boss: Stlunko (Transcript)
{Stinkoman falls down on the other side of the wall. Suddenly the ground shakes and Stlunko the giant robot pops out of the ground and Stinkoman finds himself on a conveyor belt. There are two giant gray hands at the sides.}
{The camera zooms into Stinkoman's eye and he squints.}
{Switch to original view. Two Pooru-Poorus have mysteriously appeared on both sides of the conveyer belt. As the fight begins, Stinkoman says his classic line out loud.}
STINKOMAN: Are you asking for a challenge?
After you defeat Stlunko...
{Whatever was left of the antenna explodes.}
{Cut to a cinematic sequence with Stinkoman's head silhouetted in the foreground. In the background, explosions are appearing all over Stlunko as he sinks into the ground and disappears.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I DID IT. I KNEW I COULD!!
{Stinkoman is standing in a field. One of Stlunko's hands is lying around nearby.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} AHA!!
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} CHECK THIS OUT...
{Cut to a scene with ingame-like graphics. Stinkoman walks up to giant gray hand and attaches it to his left fist. Then he walks away to the right to where he had come from.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} IT COULD BE MY NEW POWERUP!!
Level 3 Boss: Stlunko (Guide)
- When you manage to jump over the wall, the turns out that the wall is actually the pillar of a giant robot named Stlunko! He has a red eye stretched across his robotic face, and two stone hands that are floating around and will try to hit you. There is also a conveyabelt that will make it hard to move around. (Incidentally, there is no way the hands could move around.
1. You can not make rock hands fly. 2. There was no sort of ariel to show the hands being controlled by a remote-control, and that is the only way it could be controlled, if it was able to be lifted.) Anyway, as you fight him, and you start to defeat him you will notice it will become harder, and you will notice the conveyabelt pushing you and the stone hands trying to crush you a bit more. This is a bit like puberty, you grow up, you notice things changine, such as voice becoming deeper, you become a bit more aggresive and angry during this time, too. You begin to notice the opposite gender, you get peer pressure. You also get acne and other things growing on you. You notice your appearance more. Anyway, once you defeat Stlunko, you get to keep one of his hands as a weapon. (This is impossible,too, as no one can life a rock twice the size od them with one hand.)
Oh yeah! To defeat him, you must "Shoot an object on him that you saw before you knew it was a robot" (You see it at the start of this level) I'm not going to tell you what it was, because I believe people shouldn't be told everything and that they should have a mind and have ideas of their own.
Thank you, I hope this strategy guide on how to defeat Stlunko (the robot with an conveyabelt and two giant stone hands that aren't attached to him and therefore, make the game impossible to be real (what a shame! I was hoping I could be Stinko Man one day! Oh well)),
Vincent Buchanan-Simpson
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