Saddy Dumpington

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Saddy Dumpington is Strong Sad’s fantasy personae as Johnny Appleseed's right hand man. In Strong Sad's Blog he writes that if he were alive during the late 18th century, Johnny Appleseed would have to make him his best friend because "There's no way that guy had any friends". He reconsidered this situation when he realised that he'd have to do all the work and Johnny would get all the girls.

Sandy would have wore a washboard around his neck, scraping out songs like "Yankee Doodle" and "Skip to my Lu", assuming those songs were around at the time. Chances are that anything he played would sound like "SCRRREENK SCRUNK, SCRRRENK, SCRUNK" on a washboard anyway.