User:Miss Free Country USA
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GWEETINGS, ONE AND EVEWYONE. WELCOME TO ME! MISS FWEE COUNTWY!!......USA!!!!
== Miss Fwee Countwy USA. ==
Sup. I'm Gabby. I'm also Miss Free Country USA. But you already know that. I LOVE Homestar Runner. It is the world's best website ever!! I especially love Strong Bad. But who doesn't? Personal stuffs about me: I'm short. I'm in tenth grade. I have two cats. I live on Earth. Bet you couldn't tell that one. I love to draw, esp. on the Compy. I'll make some pics of the Homestar gang and load them in the near future.
-- Miss Free Country USA
OK. I have a confession to make. I am someone. I am someone who was on this Wiki back before it was part of Wikipedia. I....am....PrincessofStrongBadia!!
I'm sorry I didn't come on for like 6 months, but my obsessions change frequently and they changed to SpongeBob in like, April. And I was considering coming back in the summer but I was afraid that you guys would think I was a traitor or something. Please don't hate me!! I want to be part of the Wiki again! Oh, and for those of you who don't know who I am, here is an explanatory poem:
Once upon a time in a faraway land
Before Wikipedia had this Wiki in its hand
The princess of StrongBadia wore her crown
In this Wiki kingdom; in this Wiki town
There was rarely a day that would pass on by
Without the princess editing any mistake on here she'd spy
But most importantly, on Strong Bad, the princess had a crush
So you can see why she hates the email "sisters" so much
And whenever a new user would join, she was psyched
Because she'd ask them if it was Strong Bad they liked
But in late April, her interests had changed
From Homestar to SpongeBob; I know it must seem strange
But now she's back, she loves Strong Bad again
And she hopes that all o' y'all still wanna be her friend!