Halloween Potion-ma-jig
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Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-adventure action ensues!
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Pom Pom, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsar (Easter egg), Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs, Strong Sad
See Halloween Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.
Places: Marzipan's House, Spooky Forest
Page Title: Choose it or Lose it!
Date: November 1, 2005
Transcript
{Spooke sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Crap! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?
{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. "I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS..."' A "COSTUME LOCATOR" is in the lower left and a "HEALTH & BEAUTY" indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}
MARZIPAN: Look, Homestar! Here's your costume!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {taking the costume} Oh, thanks. You win!
MARZIPAN: {noticing the paper and markers} Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do—
{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}
Halloween Potion
Ingredients:
1. Ghost Water
2. Powdered Pigs' Foot
3. Essence of Kangaroo
Stir ingredients with a wooden spoon
Say this magic incantation:
???
{But drawings of bugs and ducks obscure all of the important parts. Also, Homestar has written "MEAN SEAN", "QUACK TIME", and "COOL DUCK" on various parts of the paper.}
MARZIPAN: ... to my Halloween Potion recipe?
{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. {turns away from Marzipan} Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?
MARZIPAN: No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!
{Music starts.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {humbly} Yes, Mom-zipan.
{The screen displays "HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG" and "A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-DECISION-VENTURE", followed by the usual credits, over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky forest, where Homestar is now in costume.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right!
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