Moses Malone

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Dang, The Cheat, you would look good with a pair of monster truck tires!

Moses Malone is The Cheat's buddy in his favorite bedtime stories, "The Ch8t's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand." He seems to talk through the blue-striped sock on his right leg. Moses enjoys playing video games with The Cheat, but doesn't care for the company of Maggot Man, whom he greets with an "Uh oh" and a high-powered kick that causes an atomic explosion.

The real Moses Malone is a former NBA and ABA basketball player.

Debut: bedtime story