User:Osiris-Kitty

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Dear Strong Bad,
Do you remember me? I used to be your girlfriend. Until I found out about the modestly hot girl you were dating. Then I smacked you with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I'm sorry, just so you know. I shoulda used one of those marshmallow things.
Sincerely,
Osiris
www.kitei.net
P.S. If you make fun of Homestar, I'll smack you with a baseball bat.

STRONG BAD: Oh, crap! {dashes off} Osiris is like...out to get me!

Hi. I'm Osiris, as you can tell. Not much to say about me here...so here's a picture of me with my face on the scanner.

kitei.net is really my site. Mine.

I'm 13, brunette with brown eyes, and my favorite colors are purple, blue, silver, and black.

My favorite character is probably Homsar...favorite TGS is What's Her Face, and my first SB email was "dragon." Trogdor is spiffy.