HRWiki:Featured article for 2006, week 1
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Cold One is the most popular (and likely the only) brand of beer in Free Country, USA that are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, the Kerrek rejects Cold Ones because he is a teetotaler in the email "for kids". Also, since the Strong Bad screensaver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
