Foods used as phones

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Foods being used as phones is a common habit that Homestar Runner has. He appears to use it with foods he likes, and doesn't understand the fact that these items aren't actually phones.

Appearances

• Debut: Where The Crap Are We? - Homestar uses a Twinkie as a phone to call "Senator Pencilface".
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 - Homestar uses a banana that he thinks is Pom Pom's cell phone to text message Marzipan.