SBLOUNSKCHED! Bar

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"Ta-dah!!!"

The SBLOUNSKCHED! bar is Strong Bad's very own brand of candy bar, which he of course needs because he is famous, popular, and a chick-magnet. It is produced by Cheap as Free. The name of the bar is a marketing triumph, and is composed of 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!!! They are shaped like his pants, with a bite taken out for security purposes. The bite taken out is not reflected on the packaging.

Ingredients

  • Gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor
  • Globule of semi-solid licorice colloid
  • Channel of liquid nougat
  • Solid crispety cookety log
  • Rich, creamy pepperoni
  • Tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal
  • BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate

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