User:Scottman13
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BOB SAGET SUCKS!
HO HO! WELCOME TO THE BOB SAGET IS SATAN PAGE IN TIME!
Hi! I'm Scottman13, or Captain Scottman13, to you! I live in a giant wormhole!
So, who is Bob Saget, anyways?
- Satan
- He plays one of the dads in the awful show, Full house
- He used to be the host of America's Funniest Home Videos. (I think he got fired. Or hopefully died.)
So, how often do you update this page, Scottman13?
WHENEVER I HAVE TIME! (and that means every 2 days.)
Why does Bob Saget suck as much as he does?
Because he sold his soul to Satan, silly!
oh, right...
yeah, I am right.
Segments are wierd...
ooo!
HERE I AM!
lol!
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What I think about the Strong Bad email, Cartoon?
It's okay, but not as good as the e-mail Homsar.
Are you a real person?
NO!
WHAT THE CRAP DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM?
Um... I don't know.
BOB SAGET COMMENTS? POST EM HERE!
Dear Captain: Why do you hate bob saget so much? Is there some kind of flashback that could show how this all went down? Crapfully yours,
-Thunderbird 00:43, 13 Nov 2004 (MST)
Well, You know, I'm not going to call you Thunderbird. I'm going to call you... Um... Mr. McDonald. Or Joe. They both fit.
Well, Joe, Long, long ago, Bob Saget Met satan in Georgia. "HEY, YOU? CAN YOU SELL ME YOUR SOUL?" said Satan. "Oh, Sure" said Bob. So, then Bob Saget turned evil, and commanded an army of Satan's Minions, like Ellen DeGenerous, Pumpkin Pie, and Orlando Bloom.
-The Captain...
Ah, I see. Actually, my brother's name is Joe, so I don't mind that title at all. So why Georgia? Did you get that idea from the Devil went down to Georgia song? Because that's an awsome song.
OTHER COMMENTS? POST EM HERE!
My favorite E-mails
- pizazz
- English Paper
- Homsar
- for kids
- The Facts
- and...
- Cheat Talk
Least favorite e-mails
- Tape-Leg
- Stand-up
- some kinda robot
- and...
- homestar hair
Do you think America's funniest home videos is funny, Captian?
NO! All it is is some Kreatons falling down. They (bob saget) must pay them ( the audiance) to laugh.
Why Captian Scottman13, Captian Scottman13?
Because... I'm ... Dressed... As a ships captian?
What do you think of the Matrix, Scottman13?
1. It's CAPTIAN Scottman13. Idiot.
2. I hate it. It's boring and pointless. I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back in time, and warn meself NOT to watch the crappy movie.
List of Freinds:
None. Ever.
List of peoples who've e-...Commented? me.
Boogity, Boogity.
I'm scared to death.
R.A.N.D.O.M. Crap
LKdfha;lfhakljyfljksa
Sorry, I just HAD to get that out of me system.
What's your favorite color, Captian?
ORANGE>>>>
Favorite...
Here are me favvorites:
color
orange
Food
pizza, like everyone else...
word
torch.
charicter
TOON
Matrix comments? POST 'EM HERE!
Where is Marshie?
HERE HE IS !
Oh, boy!
WARNING!
None of the contents of this page is true. I made up all this crap. Except for how much Bob Saget is an aweful actor.
Other...
OH, AND... Some of the favorites thingy is true.
FLIBBERTYJIBBER
By-De- Bye!
What does lol stand for, Scottman13?
Large Oversized Lemons.
LINK TO ME!
Feel free to put a link to Captain Scottman13, if you want. (do it) That way, I can get the word out to more glourious people.
LAST UPDATED:
November, 14, 2004.
COMMENT'D
DUDE-a, I am like totally Bob Saget. I have like found this like, almost like, offensive! So, I will like, send all of my like, laughing dark minions of mysery and sorrow, and like, likeness to feed upon your Copernicus Minora. Bob Saget is your Mother and your Father
