Cardboard Marzipan

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Cardboard Marzipan is a cardboard cutout of Marzipan that was made and voiced by Homestar Runner while Marzipan was out of town. She closely resembles her Powered by The Cheat counterpart. Apparently, she thinks Coach Z is disgusting and thinks Bubs is a "gorgeous hunk of man." She once asked The Cheat if he wanted to go on a "secret hot date" when he crash-landed after his fireworks display in Happy Fireworks. Homestar, still speaking for Cardboard Marzipan, also corrected himself when he mistakenly called the 4th of July "Fireworks," and pointed out that she is not, in fact, the real Marzipan, who was out of town for the summer.

She later reappeared when Homestar was considering building a deck. Through Homestar, she again pointed out something Homestar otherwise seemed not to realize — in this case, he didn't know how to build a deck.

Appearances

• Debut: Happy Fireworks
• No Hands On Deck!