Butt

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Butts are referred to quite often in the Homestar Runner universe. Common themes are for example butt touching, comments on big butts, insults, and butt dances.

Contents 1 Appearances 1.1 Big Butt 1.2 Butt Touching 1.3 Butt Dancing 1.4 Butt Kicking 1.5 Butt Insults 1.6 Misc.

Appearances

Big Butt

• Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True — Mike: "Homestar says she has a big butt."
• Peasant's Quest — if you try to "climb in bucket", you are told that "Your butt is too big."
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — Marzipan says that Homestar has a "skinny white butt". Later on, Homestar tells her "That costume makes your butt look big."

Butt Touching

• Email stand-up — LIL' STRONG BAD: "Thank you Coach Z, {pause} for not patting my butt."
• Email 1 step ahead — After Strong Bad glues Strong Sad's hands to his butt, Bubs says "Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike."
• Email action figure — the Coach Z action figure comes with "Butt-Patting Action".
• 3 Times Halloween Funjob — HOMESTAR RUNNER: "And somebody's a-grabbin' a-my butt."
• keep cool — STRONG BAD: "Also, no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting."

Butt Dancing

• Homestar Runner's Character Video
• Weekly Fanstuff
• Email bottom 10
• Email lady fan

Butt Kicking

• Email the basics — Strong Bad: "... and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt...".
• Hallrunner — The prisoner "kicks your butt from here to the joint", and the rabid dog "bites the butt off your pants."

Butt Insults

• Email butt IQ — Strong Bad explains the Transitive Butt Property.
• Strong Bad Sings — Strong Bad sings a line from You've got an Ugly & Stupid Butt.
• Email dangeresque 3 — Strong Bad calls Homestar "meatball...face...butt".
• TrogdorCon '97 — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad a "butt".
• Halloween Fairstival — Strong Bad says that Strong Sad has "a butt for a face".
• New Boots — Strong Bad calls The Cheat "a...stripe-ed, green rabbit! With two butts!"
• Email haircut — Strong Bad draws Strong Mad a "butt chin".

Misc.

• Peasant's Quest — "horse's butt"
• Sktechbook — "the many butts of coach z"
• Email invisibility — Strong Bad: (after Strong Mad sits on him) "Being invisible is not worth a face full of Strong Mad butt." In the commentary, Matt says: "I like the, like, butt, the sweaty butt imprint that Strong Bad's leaving on the couch there."
• Email stupid stuff — Strong Bad asks Homestar "butt's twelve by pies?", and Homesar makes a musical out of it.
• Email theme song — the CGNU ad tells us, that if we make "$BUTT", we can make "twice butt" with a CGNU degree.