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<line start="60" end="70" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheaaaat!</line>
<line start="73" end="94" speaker="strongbad">I need you to open up this can of peas!</line>
<line start="97" end="106" speaker="strongbad">Wdj-haaaah?!</line>
<line start="113" end="123" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat!</line>
<line start="128" end="154" speaker="strongbad">You turned into, like, a giant guitar!</line>
<line start="163" end="180" speaker="strongbad">You never told me you could do that!</line>
<line start="187" end="200" speaker="strongbad">Wait a minute...</line>
<line start="205" end="260" speaker="strongbad">What good is a giant guitar if you're not a giant... guitar...-ist?</line>
<line start="266" end="295" speaker="strongbad">Why couldn't you transform into, like... a Semi?</line>
<line start="300" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Or at least a tape player.</line>
<line start="321" end="352" speaker="strongbad">You know, like: Ke-ka-ko-ko-ko-ko-ko-kokah!</line>
<line start="360" end="378" speaker="strongbad">I don't think I like you like this.</line>
<line start="382" end="399" speaker="strongbad">You're way taller than me.</line>
<line start="404" end="435" speaker="strongbad">And way.. guitarer than me.</line>
<line start="440" end="467">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<strongbad>What the— The Cheat?</strongbad>
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<line start="473" end="506" speaker="strongbad">You mean you can't turn into a giant guitar after all?</line>
<line start="512" end="529">
<strongbad>Then what good are you?</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<sfx>Pop!</sfx>
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<line start="530" end="556" speaker="strongbad">Hey! You opened my can of peas!</line>
<line start="559" end="569" speaker="strongbad">Thanks, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="574" end="601" speaker="strongbad">Now let's go pour these on that ant-hill I found.</line>
<line start="611" end="622" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
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