Subtitles:firsttime/en

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  <line start="30" end="60" speaker="announcer">Homestar Runner.com welcome speech, take one.</line>
  <line start="60" end="74" speaker="announcer">Action!</line>
  <line start="77" end="127" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. Welcome to Homestarrunner.net</line>
  <line start="136" end="149" speaker="announcer">It’s dot com.</line>
  <line start="151" end="187" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Homestar Runner dot net. </line>
  <line start="190" end="220">
    <homestar>It’s dot com!</homestar>
    <announcer>Cut!</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="225" end="268" speaker="announcer">Homestar Runner dot com welcome speech, take two. Action.</line>
  <line start="271" end="308" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. I’m Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="316" end="329" speaker="homestar">Line?</line>
  <line start="330" end="342" speaker="announcer">Welcome.</line>
  <line start="344" end="356" speaker="homestar">Welcome!</line>
  <line start="370" end="384" speaker="homestar">Line?</line>
  <line start="390" end="398" speaker="announcer">To.</line>
  <line start="405" end="419" speaker="homestar">To!</line>
  <line start="432" end="445" speaker="homestar">Line?</line>
  <line start="451" end="469" speaker="announcer">Homestarrunner.com</line>
  <line start="471" end="500" speaker="homestar">Something.com!</line>
  <line start="506" end="511" speaker="announcer">Cut!</line>
  <line start="515" end="526" speaker="announcer">Take 6</line>
  <line start="540" end="590" speaker="homestar">Welcome aboard the USS Homestar Runner dot com.</line>
  <line start="592" end="620">
    <homestar>I am your captain, Homestar Runner!</homestar>
    <announcer>Cut!</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="621" end="656" speaker="homestar">Bienvenidos a Homestarrunner.com.</line>
  <line start="660" end="680" speaker="homestar">¿Conoces a Miguel? ¡Sí!</line>
  <line start="681" end="710">
    <homestar>Somos buenos amigos</homestar>
    <announcer>English!</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="712" end="721" speaker="announcer">Take thirteen.</line>
  <line start="738" end="793" speaker="homestar">Okay. This time I’m totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys.</line>
  <line start="800" end="820" speaker="announcer">Go ahead. We’re rolling.</line>
  <line start="821" end="860" speaker="homestar">Oh! I am Homestar, and this is a website!</line>
  <line start="863" end="880" speaker="announcer">Take 25</line>
  <line start="887" end="900" speaker="announcer">Cuuut, no.</line>
  <line start="905" end="910" speaker="homestar">What?</line>
  <line start="916" end="937" speaker="announcer">Take 126</line>
  <line start="941" end="981" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello! I’m Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="990" end="1027">
    <homestar>Isn’t that great?</homestar>
    <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ahh, I can’t take it anymore!</strongbad>
  </line>
  <line start="1031" end="1097" speaker="strongbad">Hello, and welcome to I’m a Big Moron Who Can’t Remember His Lines Dot Com!</line>
  <line start="1102" end="1140" speaker="strongbad">No, seriously. I’m Strong Bad, and you don’t know it yet,</line>
  <line start="1143" end="1173">
    <strongbad>but I’m the reason you’re here.</strongbad>
    <homestar>It’s true</homestar>
  </line>
  <line start="1180" end="1196" speaker="strongbad">Check me out!</line>
  <line start="1200" end="1225" speaker="strongbad">No, seriously, check me out.</line>
  <line start="1236" end="1270" speaker="strongbad">Sooo, take a look around.</line>
  <line start="1273" end="1306" speaker="strongbad">I strongly suggest checkin’ out the Strong Bad Emails.</line>
  <line start="1312" end="1333" speaker="strongbad">And this cartoon’s not bad.</line>
  <line start="1336" end="1350" speaker="strongbad">And this game’s pretty fun.</line>
  <line start="1361" end="1375" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I played it</line>
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