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Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll, the Poopsmith, he could talk (Hello!)
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And Marzipan would rock
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And The Stick would be this big old tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me (AND ME! - We'll see.)
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And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas... (I hate peas! I know!)
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Bubs would give away flame throwers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills (Imitation chocolate!)
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And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail. (I'm evil.)
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And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket. (Check it out, yo!)
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And Homestar just couldn't hack it. (I quit!)
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And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all, 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball. (Two, three, four.)
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And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times.
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You know, the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
(DaAaAa, I'm forever your girl!)
