Baloney Sammich Truck

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The Baloney Sammich Truck was driven by Bubs for a number of summers. In 2006, he drove it to the beach, as seen in Weclome Back, in order to sell baloney sandwiches to people (and perhaps a palm tree). He offered several varieties of sandwiches, including:

• "Gumball Surprise" — A sandwich with a pink gumball in the middle.
• "Open Smiley Face" — A sandwich with only one slice of bread and a smiley painted with mustard on top.
• "I Heart Baloney" — A sandwich with a heart shaped bread.
• "Dog Food" — A sandwich with a bone shaped bread.
• "It's Not a Real Popsicle" — A sandwich with a double-popsicle shaped bread.
• "Inside Out" — a sandwich where one slice of bread is in the middle of two baloney slices.

He claimed that summer was about his best yet, as he sold exactly zero baloney sandwiches.