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NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {cheer!} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!

SO AND SO: Word.

THE UGLY ONE: Word.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.

{A helicopter attacks the birds}

CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!

SO AND SO: A'ight.

THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.

WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.

{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser: VOIP!!!}

CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.

WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin-a.

{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}

THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!

{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}

THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: ARROWED!

THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!

{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur: PUNT!!!}

WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.

{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}

CHEERLEADER: I look so good!