User:Scalawag

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"Ohhhhhhh ... If you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag."
- local news

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{Tumbleweed tumbles on by. Homestar and Homsar sit in the desert, looking about. Pans out to reveal a fire, with both holding sticks with marshmellows.}
HOMSAR: Lonesome prairie, rangermeister.
HOMESTAR: You're weird. It's only Scalawag's profile.
HOMSAR: You're breathing out the wrong tube, Mr. President.
HOMESTAR: You really need to shut up now. I really wish Scalawag would get a-waggin' at learning all this fancy profile making.
{The screen implodes. Scalawag has lost all inspiration.}