Secret Song (video)

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Summary

Puppet-style Homestar plays Secret Song on the piano.

Transcript

{A close-up of a Yamaha piano. The words:

Secret Song
Homestar Runner

appear on screen. We hear footsteps, then Homestar comes into view. He sits down at the piano. A wider shot show Puppet Homestar with cartoon legs. The words faded. Bad piano music plays while he sings.}

Homestar: {singing}Secret Song
I can’t believe it’s you,
I never knew it was truuue!
Oh Secret Song...ong...ong...
Secret So-{off-key piano chord} Soooong...

{Homestar plays the piano with the side of his head}

Homestar: You’re the secretest song on the album, Secret Sooong...

{Plays a little piece}

Homestar: Songs are made of mysteries,
And clouds are made of moonbeams,
Secret Song...

{Plays a little more. A superimposed image of puppet Homestar appears on the piano and contiunes the song}

Homestar {superimposed}: {spoken} Secret Song, I love you. All night long. I can’t stand to see you go.
Homestar {both}:Secret Song, I love you so.

{Superimposed Homestar leaves.}

{Homestar plays a wrong chord}

Homestar: Wait...

{Homestar plays a different wrong chord}

Homestar: Good enough.

{Turns around (so that you can't see his eyes) and walks away with footsteps. Wide shot of piano.}