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   <line start="15" end="87" speaker="strongbad">Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.</line>
   <line start="94" end="179" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad- Whats up? What is your morning ha-routine? Mike S. Gibsonia, PA"</line>
   <line start="190" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day.</line>
   <line start="255" end="260" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
   <line start="270" end="282" speaker="strongsad">Hey Strong Bad.</line>
   <line start="285" end="289" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
   <line start="292" end="302" speaker="strongsad">Wake up!</line>
   <line start="306" end="311" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
   <line start="313" end="369" speaker="strongsad">I wanna watch that show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy.</line>
   <line start="370" end="382" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
   <line start="387" end="414" speaker="strongsad">You told me not to let you sleep past noon!</line>
   <line start="415" end="434" speaker="strongbad">Super Bomberman...</line>
   <line start="435" end="448" speaker="strongsad">Wake up!</line>
   <line start="543" end="616" speaker="strongbad">Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.</line>
   <line start="619" end="708" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad- Whats up? What is your morning ha-routine? Mike S. Gibsonia, PA"</line>
   <line start="715" end="819" speaker="strongbad">Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. The "R" in routine stands for r—</line>
   <line start="820" end="878" speaker="strongsad">Hey Strong Bad! I found this egg in the couch. Is this yours?</line>
   <line start="882" end="906" speaker="strongbad">Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.</line>
   <line start="917" end="975" speaker="strongbad">So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The "R" in routine stands for—</line>
   <line start="976" end="1018" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad, I found what I believe to be a goose egg in the couch.</line>
   <line start="1022" end="1083" speaker="strongbad">Thank you, Interruptor Jones. That is also my egg. Now put it down.</line>
   <line start="1092" end="1126" speaker="strongbad">Sorry about that, Mike. So, the "R"—</line>
   <line start="1127" end="1222" speaker="strongsad">Here's a duck egg, a nuthatch egg, ostrich egg, maybe a dinosaur egg, one of those brown eggs...</line>
   <line start="1224" end="1299" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.</line>
   <line start="1310" end="1342" speaker="strongsad">There needs to be a better word for weird.</line>
   <line start="1350" end="1393" speaker="strongmad">MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES!</line>
   <line start="1397" end="1426" speaker="strongsad">Okay. I'm moving out.</line>
   <line start="1444" end="1529" speaker="strongbad">Fine with me, Strong Sad. I mean Mike. I mean whatever.</line>
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