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<line start="16" end="105" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">Shhh! Shut up, you guys! I'm checkin' email from work today, and I can't let The Man know what I'm doing!</line>
<line start="106" end="174" speaker="strongbad" volume=".9">(singing) Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.</line>
<line start="175" end="185" speaker="sfx" volume="1.1">bzzt!</line>
<line start="185" end="269" speaker="strongbad">Oh, man. They got everything blocked now. Even those awesome pop-up insurance with the cool mini-games in 'em.</line>
<line start="270" end="302" speaker="strongbad">I tasered that gnome like ten times!<line>
<line start="303" end="355" speaker="strongbad">Good thing The Cheat hooked me up with this Cheatware!</line>
<line start="355" end="375" speaker="sfx">floppy disk noises</line>
<line start="375" end="425" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="425" end="498" speaker="strongbad">Oh, nice work, pixo-Granny! Undermine those corporate oppressors on witcha bad self!</line>
<line start="499" end="2582" speaker="strongbad">Subtitles for this toon are still being completed.</line>
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