User:Isaac Smith

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User Page?

This is definitely my user page. I'm pretty sure....

About Me

HRWiki:Userboxes

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

This user uses a Mac.

WP This user is also on Wikipedia.

CL This user understands BASIC

> Click here to email this user

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

OU This user lives in Athens.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons.

This user's favorite toon is Drive-Thru.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"

This user has more than two problems.

This user also thinks Firebert is not a good Commando name.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user is not willing to sever his/her leg, but he/she would like to try a combo meal.

This user has caught a Europa-pean Lobster with a water rocket.

Okay. I think that I have 99% proven that this is my user page. At the top it says, "Editing User:Isaac Smith." And, since I'm rather obviously not editing my physical person, I figure that I must be editing the user page. So, I'll go on and write about me, which is what I assume that I am supposed to be writing about. (This is under the heading "About Me," and not, "Is this actually my user page?" after all.)

Back to buisness. About me. I actually feel like I'm being rather redundant here, because I have that whole userbox tower thing that tells you just about everything about me. But, if you don't want to read the whole thing, I guess that I should explain myself to you.

My name is Isaac Smith. I have an extremely creative user name, do I not? For some reason, I was under the impression that your user name had to be your real name. I was wrong there, I can tell you that. Because I've seen some pretty not name-like usernames. I'm 15 and a half, and my parents won't let my have my permit. So I'm not too happy about that. What is the fun of being 15 and a half if you can't half-drive? I can tell you, I haven't figured that out yet.

My IP has been blocked before. I think it's supposed to be blocked now, because somebody (I'm still trying to find out who) got on a computer here and created an inappropriate username. I won't say what that is, because I don't want to get double-banned. Or even just single-banned. I can tell you, however, that the username was far from appropriate. I'm glad to be back on the wiki, however.

I think that I've told you plenty about me, now. Any other questions, put it on my talk page, or look at my userbox.

Favorite Toons

• Drive-Thru
  • Okay. This is most definitely my favorite toon. The randomness is amazing. What could be better than an invisible drive-thru? I can't think of anything. Perhaps beef stew.....
• Ah, I'm going to give up for now. I'm just too lazy.