Dr. Christmas

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Dr. Christmas (aka "Cornbread") was one of the central characters in the story of the Decemberween's origin. He was a companion of Archibald but their friendship was inconsistent, as evidenced by their fight to the death on Mount Rushmore that never was shown. He is very similar to Santa Claus and presumably is affiliated with Christmas in some way, which is kind of weird because no one in Free Country celebrates Christmas.