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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="tgs11.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad!</line> <line start="58" end="73" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line> <line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line> <line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line> <line start="106" end="125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line> <line start="131" end="150" speaker="cheerleader">Don't look now, ladies, but... </line> <line start="151" end="191" speaker="cheerleader">Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever </line> <line start="192" end="212" speaker="cheerleader">Now that they've installed...</line> <line start="213" end="243" speaker="all">Working toilet paper!</line> <line start="244" end="272" speaker="theuglyone">I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.</line> <line start="273" end="298" speaker="soandso">I can't go this year.</line> <line start="299" end="352" speaker="soandso">Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.</line> <line start="353" end="390" speaker="cheerleader">Your stepmoms is teh fascist.</line> <line start="391" end="396"><cheerleader>Bye!</cheerleader><theuglyone>Bye!</theuglyone></line> <line start="397" end="423" speaker="whatsherface">We'll try to miss you!</line> <line start="424" end="453" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Forbode...</line> <line start="454" end="462" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Chomp!</line> <line start="463" end="482" speaker="soandso">I love the mall! </line> <line start="483" end="514" speaker="soandso">I wish the mall could be my ringtone.</line> <line start="515" end="528" speaker="other" volume="1.1">WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?</line> <line start="529" end="540" speaker="other" volume="1.1">GET BACK TO WORK!</line> <line start="541" end="567" speaker="other" volume="1.1">A KID PUKED IN DRESSING ROOM 3!</line> <line start="568" end="588" speaker="soandso">But it's my first day and I'm—</line> <line start="589" end="610" speaker="other" volume="1.1">HERE'S YOUR NAMETAG, MARK!</line> <line start="611" end="636" speaker="other" volume="1.3">NOW GET TO MINIMUM WAGIN'!</line> <line start="637" end="649" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Meet a fist!</line> <line start="650" end="657" speaker="other">Ckhk. <span style="visibility:hidden">She killed my dog.</span></line> <line start="658" end="670" speaker="other">Ckhk. She killed my dog.</line> <line start="671" end="688" speaker="soandso">Um... <span style="visibility:hidden">'kay.</span></line> <line start="689" end="700" speaker="soandso">Um... 'kay.</line> <line start="701" end="722" speaker="other">Ckhk. Da da da DA!</line> <line start="756" end="790" speaker="cheerleader">Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?</line> <line start="791" end="803" speaker="theuglyone">The deuce.</line> <line start="804" end="841" speaker="cheerleader">Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, </line> <line start="842" end="860" speaker="cheerleader">You're bunkin' with me! </line> <line start="861" end="902" speaker="cheerleader">I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.</line> <line start="903" end="930" speaker="whatsherface">Then who's sharing my bunk?</line> <line start="931" end="960" speaker="other">Hiya, bunkmate.</line> <line start="961" end="988" speaker="other">Do you love me?</line> <line start="993" end="1021" speaker="other">Uh, excuse me, M-Mark.... </line> <line start="1022" end="1035" speaker="other">I'm looking for a </line> <line start="1036" end="1040" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cough!</line> <line start="1041" end="1053" speaker="other">present for my </line> <line start="1054" end="1059" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cough! </line> <line start="1060" end="1073" speaker="other">wife for our </line> <line start="1074" end="1077" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cough!</line> <line start="1078" end="1093" speaker="other">-iversary.</line> <line start="1094" end="1114" speaker="soandso">A coughiversary?! </line> <line start="1115" end="1128" speaker="soandso">How roman<span style="visibility:hidden">tic!</span></line> <line start="1129" end="1137" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">coughs repeatedley</line> <line start="1138" end="1164" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">...and it's a double play!</line> <line start="1165" end="1186" speaker="other">Yaaaay!</line> <line start="1197" end="1214" speaker="other">That's not my wife.</line> <line start="1215" end="1262" speaker="soandso">Um... <span style="visibility:hidden">'kay.</span></line> <line start="1263" end="1271" speaker="soandso">Um... 'kay.</line> <line start="1278" end="1315"><cheerleader>Boys are an important part of life.</cheerleader><theuglyone>Canoes are an important part of life.</theuglyone></line> <line start="1317" end="1335" speaker="cheerleader">Alright, uggs, pretty up!</line> <line start="1336" end="1354" speaker="cheerleader">You my wingman!</line> <line start="1355" end="1388" speaker="cheerleader">Now let's go get us some boys camp!</line> <line start="1389" end="1440" speaker="dndgreg">Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.</line> <line start="1441" end="1455" speaker="scifigreg">I think you mean... </line> <line start="1456" end="1496" speaker="scifigreg">Welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.</line> <line start="1497" end="1510" speaker="dndgreg">Village!</line> <line start="1511" end="1528" speaker="scifigreg">Star system!</line> <line start="1529" end="1541" speaker="dndgreg">Beholders!</line> <line start="1542" end="1557" speaker="scifigreg">Sentient nebulae!</line> <line start="1558" end="1566" speaker="cheerleader">Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! </line> <line start="1567" end="1615" speaker="cheerleader">I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!</line> <line start="1616" end="1662" speaker="scifigreg">Oh, I can take my shirt off....</line> <line start="1663" end="1680" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Blinding voip!</line> <line start="1681" end="1712" speaker="cheerleader">Ahh! My tan lines!</line> <line start="1715" end="1753" speaker="soandso">This shirt is trés cutée!</line> <line start="1759" end="1808" speaker="strongbad">Oooh.... Sho-o-oplifting?</line> <line start="1809" end="1849" speaker="other">Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. </line> <line start="1850" end="1901" speaker="other">Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this:</line> <line start="1902" end="1915" speaker="other">Scha-wing!</line> <line start="1916" end="1925" speaker="other">Not!</line> <line start="1926" end="1952" speaker="other">Who let the dogs out!</line> <line start="1957" end="1967" speaker="theuglyone">Buh-</line> <line start="1968" end="1976" speaker="whatsherface">-arf.</line> <line start="1980" end="2039" speaker="other">Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!</line> <line start="2044" end="2096" speaker="all">And the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down</line> <line start="2097" end="2114" speaker="whatsherface" voiceover="voiceover">Did he sell beans?</line> <line start="2115" end="2130" speaker="theuglyone">Lord no!</line> <line start="2130" end="2146" speaker="all">Did he sell eggs?</line> <line start="2147" end="2162" speaker="theuglyone" voiceover="voiceover">Lord no!</line> <line start="2163" end="2215" speaker="all">But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!</line> <line start="2221" end="2252" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Maniac in a speedo'd!</line> <line start="2253" end="2267" speaker="theuglyone">I love summer camp!</line> <line start="2268" end="2301" speaker="whatsherface">Oh, the memories!</line> <line start="2302" end="2336" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line> <line start="2339" end="2391" speaker="soandso">C-dogg, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. </line> <line start="2392" end="2436" speaker="soandso">You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. </line> <line start="2437" end="2491" speaker="soandso">Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.</line> <line start="2492" end="2506" speaker="other">Dag, yo.</line> <line start="2513" end="2545" speaker="soandso">Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at? </line> <line start="2558" end="2574" speaker="other">Bunkmate, </line> <line start="2575" end="2593" speaker="other">Can you help give me these</line> <line start="2594" end="2613" speaker="other">Seventeen shots </line> <line start="2614" end="2653" speaker="other">Before I go into a coma?</line> </transcript>
