The Poopsmith
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Biography
The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a crappy job. Literally. It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his shovel to poke around at crap. This tends to keep him out of most social circles. He has been in the employ of The King of Town for a while (since before the old comic "The Castle Funnies"), and he does not speak, as he has taken a vow of silence. He has bright orange gloves that usually have crap smothered all over them.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Crapatola!!}
{cut to the Poopsmith shoveling through his pile of crap}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice} Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. {drops narrative tone} Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, {narrating} The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. {drops narrative tone} I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. {taps microphone twice} How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job.
Also known as...
- The Devil (1936)
- Stickly Man (20X6, suspected)
Halloween Costumes
- Tron
- Lazer Tag
- A Sleestak
- M. Bison
- Lion-O (from Thundercats)
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