User:Jorbs3210

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Contents

Introduction

I like Homestar. I discovered it late 2003 between mid-October and mid-November.

Favorites

Homestar-Related

Strong Sad is my favorite character.
My second favorite is Homsar.
Strong Mad is my least favorite.
My favorite email is caffiene because it is pretty funny.
The email spring cleaning is pretty boring. All that is happening is: DELETED DELETED DELETED.

On The Internet

Me thinks that one of the other sites that is pretty good is jiggmin.com.
Two other sites that I think are good are armorgames.com and jmtb02.com. Those are some other good sites.
One of the best sites (that is not homestarrunner.com) is notdoppler.com.
If Homestar is #1, this site would definetely be #2.

Ending

I might add some more but... I'll be on the wiki.

If you cannot contact me here, try contacting me here.

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Posts

00:58, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
I am not going to make any more posts and they will be taken down. Why? I'm making a book! I will show you how it's going and you can send me comments about it on the discussion page.


00:08, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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21:59, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
Here is a graph I made. I belive it's pretty accurate.


21:25, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
I am sorry. The comments page had to be taken down. It is now in my talk page.


22:16, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
This is definetely my dreamail.


21:37, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
It's Green Day!

A New Beginning

A New Beginning
By Colton Decker

Chapter 1


…And then Jonathan saw it, the meteor. "Oh crap." Said Jonathan. "Not the-" But then the meteor came down and blew him off his feet. As he was getting up he saw the meteor split open. He climbed up the meteor and looked inside. Inside was a red oozing blob. When he looked deeper he tripped and fell in. He struggled to get out but it was no use. The blob swallowed him whole.

~ ~ ~

When Jonathan came to he found himself floating through space. “What the- how is this even possible?” Then he realized that he was floating in a giant bubble. “Okay, okay, okay; this must have been the fault of an author who clearly began running out of ideas. After a while he began shrinking and moving into a very small ball. After a while he found himself on a strange planet. An odd little fellow came up to him and said, “YOU!” “Me?” said Jonathan. “YES, YOU” said the fellow. “WE ONLY HAVE SEVERAL MONTHS UNTIL THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES IN A BIG BANG.” “This must have been before the Big Bang.” thought Jonathan to himself. “Sorry, but I can’t help you.” Then the fellow took out a big ol’ laser gun and said, “MUST DESTROY, MUST DESTROY!” “Waaaaaaaaauuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!” screamed Jonathan.

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When he came to, he found himself in an odd jail. He tried all the ways he could think of to escape, but nothing worked. Then he became hungry. He looked around and started eating the bars. They broke in his mouth. Once he realized this, he ended up eating the entire jail. He jumped into someone’s spaceship and flew away. “So long suckers!” he yelled. After a while, he realized that HE would be destroyed too, so he went back to the fellow and asked him, “How can I help?”

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