Crackotage
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"You can't shoot and you can't fight, if you came with us you'd probably die!"
Crackotage (pronounced "Crack-o-todge") is a member of The Cheat Commandos. He is a jet pilot (he's that guy, that flies that plane) and possibly a master locksmith. He saved Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, and Firebert from exhaustion when they were in the secret desert.
He has a very thick Jamaican accent. He also makes very very bad rhymes, reminiscent of Roadblock from the cartoon version of G.I. Joe (of which "Cheat Commandos" is a parody), and "Wordsworth", from Heathcliff and The Cadillac Cats (1980's cartoon)
