Super Mud
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Three "fines" of ground muddy goodness
While on a date with Marzipan, Homestar Runner unwittingly drank a mug full of Super Mud (with which Strong Bad had switched his gourmet coffee) and immediately spat it onto his girlfriend's face. After Strong Bad witnessed this occurrence on his New Secret Security Camera Monitor, he was heartily amused - quoth S.B., "Marzipan's gotta face fulla Super Mud and I'm feelin' fine."