From Homestar Runner Wiki
Greetings, I am a user. That is fairly obvious. I haven't made too many edits, mostly because this place is so well run, there isn't much to improve.
In the meantime, here are my favorite quotes from each of the main characters:
Homestar:Hey Marzipan, I remembered what it was! I'm actively sinking in quicksand! So, if you have any vines or roots that you can toss my way, I would be really, really still alive. Now bring that beep back!
Strong Bad: Homestar, those aren't even from the same lame game. Or SLG. Your game is for musky nerds to play in the basement of the freshman dorms. This cutesy Japanesey game is for little kids to play during recess, to make sure they don't get any real exercise.
Strong Sad: I don't like food anymore! (I know, it didn't actually happen.)
Strong Mad: UM... BREAKING STUFF!
Coach Z: I guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen.
Bubs: What happened to my nude scene?
Pom-Pom: (Bubbles)
The Cheat: (The Cheat noises)
Marzipan: ...so that way, you always feel guilty!
Homsar: Carmel Corn for president, please!
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