User:FalconPuncher

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subject: raddishes

Dear Strong Bad,

How red was the reddest raddish you have ever seen? And where did you find it?

crapfully yours, FalconPuncher

]Well, there was this one time Strong Mad, The Cheat and I stole a raddish from Marzipan's garden, but it was only the SECOND reddest raddish in the world. Thus, Marzipan won the Reddest Raddish contest.

subject: kot

Dear Strong Bad,

Isn't the King of Town the biggest moron/idiot/loser/dumbface you've ever seen?

crapfully yours, FalconPuncher

]Yes. Yes he is. One time, he got upset about losing his sheep. Turn out he ate 'em. What a doofus!

subject: birthday

Dear Strong Bad,

What are you getting Marzipan for her birthday?

crapfully yours, FalconPuncher

]Nothing! However, I did here that Homestar, Pom Pom, and Strong Sad are searching for the Yellow Dello or something. Pfft, wasting their time if you ask me.

subject: wrestling

Dear Strong Bad,

If you hate Homestar and Pom Pom so much, why don't you and someone strong like Strong Mad beat them up in a wrestling match?

crapfully yours, FalconPuncher

]Been there done that. Apparently, Pom Pom has the power to send Strong Mad into space and Homestar can puke up marshmallow bombs. But don't worry, I'll beat him up someday...