The Poopsmith

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Biography

The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a crappy job. Literally. It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his shovel to poke around at a load of crap. This tends to keep him out of most social circles. He has been in the employ of The King of Town for a while (since before the old comic "The Castlefunnies"), and he does not speak, as he has taken a vow of silence. He has bright orange gloves that usually have crap smothered all over them.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: Crapatola!!}

{cut to the Poopsmith shoveling through his pile of crap} {Places: King of Town's Castle}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice} Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. {drops narrative tone} Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, {narrating} The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. {drops narrative tone} I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. {taps microphone twice} How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job.

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