User:LittleWonderFish

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Hello peoples!!!

As soon as I get better at some flippin' HTML, I will have a nice lovely page here. But I haven't yet, so all you need to know is this:

• I've been following homestarrunner.com for eight million years (give or take). My brother showed me and my OTHER brother the site when I was, say...seven? Eight? Nine? Well, a little person. I admit I was expecting the site to have a kid on a skateboard on the main page. Huh.
• As you have obviously noticed, my username is LittleWonderFish. That's basically 'cause I like swimming, and Lake Erie happens to be one of my top 20 places in the universe. Not other lakes though. At my camp, we have a lake that we HAVE to take BORING and UNINFORMATIVE and NO-WORKY swim lessons in in the cold water first thing in the morning. After two years of this I have learned absolutely nothing. Hey, be glad, hecklers: the original idea was LadyWonderSquid.
• I love Marzipan (a snarky hippie with a considerable resistance to death...like me!), Bubs (he's one shady, shady character), Strong Bad (he still has not answered my email, though), and Strong Sad (look how cute he is. Awwwww).
• I am just a smidge too creative for my own good. I make my own earrings, knit, write, draw cartoons, and may someday by the treasured gem at a greeting card company. At present however, I have absolutely no clue what to do for my Girl Scout project, and I'm pretty sure The Effects of Gasoline on Fire is not going to get me the Silver Award.
• I can speak Homsar! If I met him on the street, I'd say "Why's down, Father Christmas? I'm the large flan at your flailed sense factory."

Iff'n you are not be's-ing the understandment of my weirdly ways, young grasshopper, kindly do not fear. Even I am not be's-ing the understandment somethetimes.